Are you a millennial, slaving away in an underpaid grad job while saddled with student debt and no prospect of ever owning your own home?
Do you feel like giving up on it all and just living a better life, your best life, instead?
Funnily enough, we have the twenty-teens job for you: Manchester's Cat Cafe is looking for a cat nanny.
Sisters Ellie and Sarah Close are opening the new venture in the next few months, and they're advertising for some pet-sitters to join the fam:
Duties include feeding and grooming the cafe's five residents, cleaning litter trays and beds, and keeping the cats entertained.
There are several other jobs going, but cat nanny definitely looks the most fun.
Our application forms have already gone in.