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A journey through the weirdest items available on Etsy

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Etsy describes itself as a "marketplace where people around the world connect to buy and sell unique goods". Very, very unique goods...

1. Ebola earrings

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The virus has killed over 5,000 people but these bronze pendant earrings sure are snazzy.

2. Poo candles

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Thankfully, they smell of chocolate.

3. These absolutely bloody terrifying zombie dolls

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They cost £160 too.

4. Sarah Palin embryo doll

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Everyone's favourite Alaskan politician, in embryo form.

5. Mermaid Dumbledore

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Via the wonderful weirdshitfoundonetsy.tumblr.

6. Sperm wallpaper

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T-shirts, earrings and pillowcases also available... Made to order.

7. And I quote: "Signed Archival Photographic Print of Two Rotten Cow Feet found in Woods on a Dirty Mattress"

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Signed.

8. Um, the "prick cushion"

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Sold by Abitabite...

9. Animal faces

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Actual animal faces. In case you were bored of your own.

10. Bull Scrotum Bag

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Described by the seller as "a real animal fur nut sack".

11. The Barry Manllow

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Yep, it's half Barry Manilow, half pillow.

12. Intestines necklace

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There we are then, that's Christmas sorted.

This journey through the dark side of Etsy was inspired by their Michael Gove related goods.


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