Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbour reported she had witnessed the 32 year old, naked, "having sex with a fence."
According to an arrest affidavit spotted by the smoking gun, Diana Vasquez spotted Estala urinating around 11.25am on Wednesday 1 March.
When Estala realised Vazquez had begun to record him with her phone, he allegedly "took off his clothes".
After disrobing, he:
Put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down.
The affidavit noted that it appeared this was a sexual act.
He then continued to:
Stick his erected penis into the chain link fence
Have sex with the fence.
Estala was apprehended on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge and was sent to the country jail.
He was later released on a personal recognizance bond.