Martin Shkreli is trying to get a date to Trump’s inauguration and every woman is replying the same way

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Martin Shkreli is probably one of the most hated men on the internet.

It began when the former Pharmaceutical CEO decided to jack up the price of a life-saving toxoplasmosis drug, used by pregnant women and people with HIV, from $13.50 to $750.

He was also the guy that bought that one of a kind Wu-Tang Clan album.

Now it seems that Shkreli has one of 2017’s hottest tickets: An invite to Donald Trump’s inauguration. Be he also has a problem, he can’t find a date.

He appears to have DM’d Teen Vogue writer Lauren Duca, inviting her to be his plus one.

Duca posted a screenshot of his message, and along with her reply:


I would rather eat my own organs



Savage. And his comeback?


Well, start with your heart. what a cold you know what!


So he then, obviously, asked out fitness star Jen Selter.


And then he moved onto Observer writer Dana Schwartz.


Who replied:


Sorry I already made really fun plans to gnaw off all of my limbs.



Shkreli then explained himself.


I'm asking the most liberal most trumpy journalists out. It's a joke. It's really really funny. I'm the best.


It seems he may have found someone at last.


No Martin. 

Not weird at all. 


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