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9 things you should never say before sex

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What you say on a first date is important, it can mean the difference between a snog at the front door and getting a cocktail chucked in your face. 

If you do manage to get past the doorway however, another series of challenges awaits you - and what you say just before sex could be even more of a disaster if you get it wrong. 

Fortunately, Redditors have come to your rescue with what not to say, inspired by film quotes:

 

There are the creepy phrases:

 

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

- TrueBlueShabadoo

 

Where we're going, we don't need eyes.

-adenansu

 

Now is not the time for fear, that comes later

-RumbleControllerFun

 

Some majorly weird ones: 

 

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

-IGemini-

 

Release the Kraken!

-more_whiskey_please

 

Do you wanna know how I got these scars???

-Hudson818

 

And a few were just too-honest:

 

Say hello to my little friend

-Wolverine_007

 

60 percent of the time it works every time

-wagglemonkey

 

You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

-frobino

 


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