9 things you should never say before sex

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What you say on a first date is important, it can mean the difference between a snog at the front door and getting a cocktail chucked in your face. 

If you do manage to get past the doorway however, another series of challenges awaits you - and what you say just before sex could be even more of a disaster if you get it wrong. 

Fortunately, Redditors have come to your rescue with what not to say, inspired by film quotes:


There are the creepy phrases:


Dead or alive, you're coming with me

- TrueBlueShabadoo


Where we're going, we don't need eyes.



Now is not the time for fear, that comes later



Some majorly weird ones: 


Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?



Release the Kraken!



Do you wanna know how I got these scars???



And a few were just too-honest:


Say hello to my little friend



60 percent of the time it works every time



You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.



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