A day after Sepp Blatter was re-elected as president of Fifa, Vladimir Putin has gotten in touch to say well done for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
In a statement posted on the Kremlin website, the Russian president, whose country will host the 2018 World Cup, said:
Over the 17 years that you have stood at the head of Fifa, you have acquired great respect among fans, coaches and players. I am certain that your experience and organisational talent, and your efforts aimed at consistently expanding football's geography will serve to further develop and increase the popularity of this 'number one sport' that unites millions of fans all over the world.
I would like to stress that Russia is ready for further close and constructive cooperation with Fifa, which is especially important ahead of the 2018 World Cup. I am confident that through our joint efforts, we will hold an exceptional championship from an organisational and athletic standpoint.
Now we're just waiting on Bashar al-Assad and Kim Jong-un.
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