No, reading Nicki Minaj's Anaconda as poetry does not improve it

Evan Bartlett@ev_bartlett
Wednesday 15 October 2014 11:40
"Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit"
Nicki Minaj celebrated the fact that her latest single Anaconda reached platinum status last week. That means one million people have downloaded or bought her song.

A song that contains lyrics such as:

He keep telling me to chill.

He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal.

Because he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab.

So I pulled up in the Jag, and i hit 'em with the jab like...


  • Nicki Minaj

As the above video from The Passion of the Nerd proves, there really is nothing you can do to improve "Her Minajesty's" lyrics.

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