We asked 11 comedians how to be funny

Bruce Dessau
Sunday 19 April 2015 09:00
Showbiz

Writing comedy is not easy – which is why next weekend, aspiring comedy writers will be gathering in Llandudno, north Wales, for the second annual Craft of Comedy Writing Conference.

There, commissioning editors, producers, production company bosses and comedians will be divulging their trade secrets in a range of talks, discussions and networking sessions. It’s a great way to learn more about the industry – although it does cost £60.

For a cheaper option, we have asked some the biggest names in comedy for their pithiest writing tips. Here is what they said:

Andy Hamilton, Sitcom writer

His new series ‘Ballot Monkeys’, a satirical sitcom set around the General Election, starts on C4, Tuesday at 10pm.

1) Become a ruthless editor of your own stuff. You have to be brutal. 2) Learn to be concise. Pay attention to the rhythm of a sentence and how a joke unfolds. Just moving an adverb can change it. I’m still learning. 3) Make sure you invest in a character. Anyone can write jokes. Well, almost anyone. But if you are writing a sitcom it’s the characters that make it interesting. They have to resonate.

Reece Shearsmith. Actor/comedy writer

The latest series of Shearsmith’s ‘Inside No 9’ is on BBC2 on Thursdays.

I think it’s important when writing, and especially sketches, that you very quickly let the audience in on what it is they are supposed to find funny. What is “the thing of it?” Let them in on the joke as quickly as possible. “Oh – I see, it’s a clown that doesn’t like children.” Or “Oh I get it – it’s a squeamish surgeon”. The quicker you get to that penny-dropping moment, the longer your audience have to enjoy the situation and find it funny. Also, try to be as lean as possible. Come in late, and go out early. More often than not, you can lose half of a scene quite easily and still impart the story.

Graham Linehan, Sitcom writer

To borrow an image from David Lynch, you’re looking for the big fish. The tiddlers flashing about just below the surface – the trite observations, the easy targets, the established joke-constructions – you need to ignore them and wait for the big one. An image or scene that makes you double over with laughter and could only have come from deep within your subconscious. The good news is that once you have it, the smaller jokes leading up to and away from the scene/sequence/sight gag will also feel fresh.

To give you an example from my own work, Mrs Doyle wondering where the “perfectly square bit of black dirt” on the window came from is a set-up so odd the audience doesn’t even think of it as a set-up, and enjoy it for its own sake. So when Ted appears at the window with a Hitler moustache (and that’s the big fish, that’s what Arthur Matthews and I thought of first), one of the reasons it works is that the audience didn’t realise we were setting them up.

Holly Walsh. Stand-up/TV and radio writer

Walsh has previously written BBC3 sitcom ‘Dead Boss’ with Sharon Horgan, and her new radio series ‘Best Behaviour’ starts on Radio 4 on 7 May at 6.30pm.

My tip for writing comedy would be to find someone to collaborate with. OK, so you’ll share the money, but you’ll also share self-doubt and inner loathing, so it kind of balances out. My favourite days are sitting in a room with someone else and trying to make them laugh. You might then have to go off and work stuff up on your own, but at least you know one person has found it funny. Oh, and move around. You’d be surprised how many problems are solved walking to and from the loo.

Ged Parsons, TV writer

The ‘Have I Got News For You’ writer will be speaking at the Craft of Comedy Writing Conference on 24 April.

Study comedy you like – see how it works. Don’t copy it, be inspired by it. Learn how to present scripts. Send a little of your best material to the creators of programmes you like – tell them why you like their work. Ensure that some of these programmes are BBC open-access radio-comedy shows – these are probably your best way in. Keep writing – then, keep writing. Maybe hold producers hostage, until they use your work.

Stewart Lee, Stand-up

He is on tour with ‘A Room with a Stew’ until January 2016. Details at stewartlee.co.uk

I have no idea how to advise anyone to write comedy today, as I started 25 years ago when the economic climate and the way arts were valued was entirely different. The jobs that paid me, and bought me time, while I learned to write, would now be unpaid internships. The English degree that I did would now be impossibly expensive for someone from my background. And the 47-year-old me wouldn’t want the 21-year-old me to sign with one of the few big agencies that essentially control what gets commissioned. I think it’s a waste of time for young people to try and write comedy today.

John Kearns, Stand-up

Winner of the 2014 Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award, John Kearns has a new sitcom, ‘Top Coppers’, starting on BBC3 on 26 May.

Advice commonly given to young comics is “be honest” and “do what makes you laugh”. I always found that a paradox. I was brought up on absurdism, yet how can that go hand-in-hand with how I feel? The trick was to detach myself from my usual melodramatic, anxious self. I put on a wig, some false teeth and walked around like Rooster from the play Jerusalem. I felt stupid, silly and bizarrely free. Crucially it allowed me to be honest. It was this resignation that allowed me to firstly be funny and secondly to say what I wanted. I had an “Oh, I’m that guy” moment. When you have that, the writing follows.

Justin Moorhouse, Stand-up/actor

He will be speaking at the Craft of Comedy Writing Conference on 24 April. For more information, see justinmoorhouse.com

The only advice I can give any comedian is this – just write. Do the work.

Shappi Khorsandi, Stand-up

She is currently on tour: see dates at shappi.co.uk.

In stand-up, the important stuff goes on before any actual writing happens. I’ll have a strong emotional response to something, an incident, something I’ve seen or heard. If it dances about in my head bothering me, I get on a stage and say it in front of an audience. If I’m relaxed enough, a punchline will eventually arrive. Then I write it down, do it again better, write that down. Each time I tell it it becomes sharper.

Susan Calman, Stand-up

Susan Calman is touring nationally. For more information, see susancalman.com

Write often and write lots. Eventually, the rubbish will lessen and the gold will increase.

Ross Noble, Stand-up

‘Ross Noble Freewheeling’ is on Dave, Tuesdays at 10pm.

The only way to get good at stand-up is to do it lots and lots until you are as comfortable onstage as you are off. When most people start they don’t know what their point of view is onstage.

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