Warning: This post contains pictures of rucksacks that look like testicles. You should leave now if you think you'll be offended by that.
A Canadian man is crowdfunding on Indiegogo so he can start manufacturing a rucksack that looks incredibly like a massive scrotum.
"Scrote'n'Tote: The Satchel of Life" was an internet sensation last year after a photo of Daniel Bitten, the man behind the campaign, wearing one in public went viral.
Since then, thousands of requests to acquire this life changing product have poured in. As a result, out of a sense of profound humanitarianism, I and several friends have had to interrupt our lives in order to fully dedicate our lives to the production of lifelike, hideous, giant scrotum backpacks.
Bitten explains that the disturbingly accurate sack, which comes in both "ebony" and "ivory" models, is made from 100 per cent pure "scro-tex" material.
If the funding goal of $33,000 (£21,600) is met, the bags will go on sale for $120 each, although anyway who donates $10 will be able to purchase one for $69.
The aim of this campaign is to solve one of humanity's most urgent and pressing problems: the complete lack of fully functional, realistic human scrotum apparel available in the world today.