Urban Outfitters’ latest release in Australia has raised a few eyebrows, and probably made many shoppers swear off crop-tops forever more.
The “Out From Under Extreme Crop Tank Top Shrug” will cost you $16, and your dignity.
We know it‘s hot in Australia, but really?
The Teeny tiny top covers a slither of the chest, and cuts off before the breast. Very helpful.
This neck accessory is no longer available on Urban Outfitters’ website, for reasons we can only guess. But it was online long enough for people to ask "WHY?!":
Some people had other ideas for what the "crop top" really is:
Can you imagine what the tan-lines will look like?