Today's Daily Star front page reveals the terrifying yet festive story of a black-eyed ghost child haunting a Christmas party in Newcastle.
The story on the front, also covered on pages four and five, reads:
...an evil black-eyed child ghost has been captured on film sitting at a table during a Christmas party.
A pair of terrified teens spotted the demon after taking the snap at a pub.
The'phenomenon' of 'black-eyed ghost children' is one the publication pioneered coverage of last year:
And the Star has continued its rigorous reporting into 2015, bringing you only the facts of the matter on ghost children no fewer than 25 times with headlines such as these:
Never change Daily Star, never change.
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