Reddit has finally destroyed the Fourth Wall.
Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch had a confirmation hearing on Tuesday.
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake had an important question for Gorsuch, courtesy of his son, who had seen it on a reddit thread:
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Stop laughing. This is important.
A number of notable figures had previously weighed in with their answers:
Former President Barack Obama chose to fight the horse-sized duck.
Former presidential candidate Gary Johnson – horse-sized duck.
Author Nicholas Kristof – horse-sized duck.
Journalist Natalie Morales – 100 duck-sized horses.
Things to consider, before embarking on an answer:
- Can the 100 duck-sized horses swim?
- Is the horse-sized duck a pacifist?
- What is the strength of the 100 duck sized horses?
- Is it easier to fight one big fight or 100 little ones?
It seems, Gorsuch was overwhelmed with the possibilities.
I’m very rarely at a loss for words but you got me!
Flake asked a second question, this time courtesy of his brother:
Have you ever worn gym shorts and a tank top under your robe?
The Fifth Amendment protects the right not to self-incriminate.
Perhaps somebody needs to inform Donald Trump of this amendment...