We all know how the Christmas song goes.
He's making a list,
And checking it twice,
Gonna find out,
Who's naughty and nice,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Father Christmas is going to want to swerve this cynical six-year old's tree entirely. He wouldn't have enough jolliness to handle the nihilism.
Sarah McCammon, a Southeast and Mid-Atlantic Reporter for NPR, shared her son's letter to Santa on Sunday:
If you couldn't read it, the note reads:
Santa Im only doing this for the class.
I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. and your life is emty.
You don’t know the trouble I’ve had in my life.
Im not telling you my name
Look out, we've got a badass!
His mother quickly debunked the source of such angst in his life:
She also did not deny one of the more alarming facets of the note:
That's one terrifying child.
HT NY Post