Here are the most embarrassing comments men have made after sex

Dina Rickman@dinarickman
Monday 01 June 2015 01:00

Male in need of advice? Here's what not to say after sex. These comments come via a viral and completely wonderful Reddit thread.

'I thought your boobs were way bigger than they actually are.' Literally right after

Via thattardisblue

Finished. Rolled away from each other. He gets on his laptop and plays the stupid 'I just had sex' song. Horrible way to lose my virginity.

Via unsureblankets

'This is probably the worst sexual experience of your life.' It was.

Via 11shoofie11

He was looking at me and said You know, I wanted to keep doing this regularly but you reeeeeally look alot like my sister.. I know that is so creepy and I'm sorry.. pause I'm sure we could work around it though.

Via wisdomsdaughter

I'd hooked up with this guy a few times before. I gave him a blowjob, I swallowed, assuming at this point, we're kinda close. No big deal. IMMEDIATELY after I swallowed, he looked at me and said, That's disgusting.

Via SomethingClever17

My shirt came off and he remarked the Mounds of Sheba!

Via King_fface

Him: hey, did u know the door was open? Me: the front door? Him: yeah but the screen door is still shut. Me: omigod! Do u think the neighbors heard? Him: i don't know, they quit knocking after a few minutes.

Va diz_s

I was my boyfriend's first time. He was really nervous at the start and we begun quite awkwardly. After the deed, he pulled out and said, 'Welp. That was underwhelming.'

Via serotonin_reuptake

Now you are like my favourite biscuits. cream filled.

Via WretchedMonkey

Do you have a yeast infection or something?

Via ballofshame

8 months pregnant he had just finished. He looks over and says 'that'll do pig, that'll do.'

Via Yorkshire92

'I have to go pick up my girlfriend from work now.'

Via Aktta

'Linda, you're the best I've ever had.' My name is NOT Linda.

Via Kellianne

'Wait here, I have to call my mom'

Via GreyChinHair

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