Is there any sexual faux pas much worse than someone walking in on you in the bedroom, in the act?
Live-streaming yourself having sex to thousands of followers should do it. With audio.
Social media star Kristin Hancher accidentally pressed record on her Instagram story at an inconvenient time.
If she had a following anything like mine, she would have broadcast it to only 3 followers.
But she has 3.9 million of them - and 14,000 were watching.
Luckily, the camera was facing away from the couple.
But it took three whole minutes of broadcasting sexy noises before Hancher clocked that her alone time with boyfriend Andrew Gregory wasn't so alone.
Whereas most of us might quit social media to forge a career, possibly in dark, isolated caves, Hancher didn't seem that fazed.
She insisted that she had no idea she was being filmed.
She told her followers:
Whoever saw my live, I just wanna apologise; that was totally NOT intentional.
Delete it from your mind.
That was super embarrassing and super uncomfortable.
Just so chill.
She even delved into a life philosophy we could all benefit from.
But for real guys, sh*t happens.
You have to move on and pretend like it never happened and go on with your life.
That's what I'm gonna do.