Introducing one of the smoothest job descriptions of all time

Evan Bartlett@ev_bartlett
Monday 01 September 2014 16:30

Minor LOL of the day alert:

Assistant Dairy Manager required to carry out reasonable duties to ensure the effective and smooth running of the site.

'Smooth running', at the 'butter factory'! Presumably this employer also wants someone able to 'spread' themselves across a variety of roles, someone who won't 'melt' in the intense pressure of the factory floor.

If you live in the Stirling area of Scotland and have these attributes, you can apply here.

HT to unofficial dairy correspondent Lucy Sweet

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