There's only one story in town today, the claim, made in an unauthorised biography of David Cameron, that the prime minister did something quite bad to a dead pig as part of a university society initiation ceremony.
Call Me Dave, by Tory peer Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott, claims that Cameron, ahem, put a "private part of his anatomy" into a dead pig's mouth.
Downing Street has said it will not comment on any aspect of the biography, which is being serialised in the Daily Mail, and Labour also says it has nothing to say about the story.
The party's press officers did however find the time to hand out some sweets to journalists in Westminster.
Maybe because new leader Jeremy Corbyn is a veggie, everyone was catered for.Photo via Hina :-)/Flickr