People have been listing the most awkward things about being friends with a porn star

Tuesday 03 May 2016 01:00
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Earning thousands and thousands of dollars a month and working in an industry that can make them outcasts from the mainstream of society, it's fair to say that porn stars live an existence far removed from most people.

Over on Reddit, people who are friends, relatives or acquaintances of porn stars have been listing some of the weird habits they've noticed, their most awkward experiences and and strange conversations they've had.

Here are some of the stand-outs...

1.

I have a very sweet friend who is a pornstar. She's like any other friend, only sometimes she might hand you a brochure full of pictures of her asshole. That's fine.

2

I have a friend I'll call "Bub." Bub is about 5'5" and has an 11" dick. It's ridiculous. Unfortunately for Bub, he's also got no game whatsoever. He only got into porn because he literally could not find anyone who would have sex with him. Now he's been in porn for a long time and doesn't know how to behave around girls who aren't porn stars. He's both fun to take to bars and terrible to hang out with at the same time. You'll be chatting up a girl or something and he'll just come right over and say something like "I'd fuck that ass. Can I buy you a drink?"

3.

Roommates with a porn star. We got an "cease and desist" letter, legally served, from our landlords.

4.

I knew a gay porn star and the most awkward thing was reading a review of one of his films where he was described as "purring and moaning like a chupacabra bitch in heat".

5.

When I first joined the Army, I met a guy who was a bisexual porn star. When it first came up in conversation, I really wasn't ready to receive this news and was caught off guard. He was doing an exercise that basically allowed him to "master his craft". He was practicing keeping it hard... Now, when I say, "master his craft"... he was basically walking around completely naked with a massive erection and he was flexing it and doing some focused meditation shit, I duno, it was just weird to see.. ...and then he started talking with me like nothing was going on.

6.

We were hanging out in the living room chatting and playing video games until she had to head out for her shoot. She had to change from her baggy sweatpants and T-shirt into a fancy red dress. But rather than head to another room like a normal person, she just stripped right there in the living room. And I mean completely naked.

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