On the last day of August, Newcastle's Evening Chronicle has made a late bid for the silliest story of the silly season.
It’s a mystery what happened to the lager but it’s not there.
I couldn’t believe it when I went to get a can and realised that every one of them had nothing or almost nothing in.
- Newcastle resident Jimmy Cragen, the man at the centre of the disappearing lager mystery.
Quite the mystery indeed.
Hat-tip the Evening Chronicle.