A comedian revolutionised romance this week, when he used Google's Autocomplete function to fill in his online dating profile.
Aaron Gillies, who goes by the handle @TechnicallyRon on Twitter, revealed the hilarious results of his technique on Thursday.
Though he himself comes off quite well with "I like turtles I like dogs and I like to party", his desired partner leaves a little to be well, desired.
"My ideal partner would be a person who is addicted to alcohol, who can fix my car and who thinks the earth is flat," his profile reads.
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