It has emerged that the Duke and Duchess have a pet hamster. They have called this pet hamster "Marvin".
Announcing the rodent's existence - which has "remained undisclosed until now" - on Twitter, the Times (presumably jokingly) chose to accompany the story with the words "BREAKING NEWS" in capital letters:
People are not happy
Taking this story very seriously indeed
IS THIS EVEN NEWS?!
There were even reaction gifs like this
Kim Jong-un even got involved
People have threatened to boycott the paper
It's clearly a right-wing media cover-up
Another Lynton Crosby dead cat strategy ahead of the local elections
A dead hamster, if you will
Republicans are rising up
Vote for independence!
Abolish the monarchy!
What a time to be a hamster.