At some point, you have gone to the dictionary and looked up rude words. You were probably about five or six.
Now, you're probably a little older than that, so let's upgrade to a map.
We've done the legwork of trawling the internet for you and filtered out the boring bits - here's the good stuff:
You smutty people can open a full size link here.
Or if you want to go by region...
North and Midlands:
Scotland and Ireland:
Let us know your favourites in the comments below...