There is a crazy CIA conspiracy theory around Beyoncé's new album

Narjas Zatat@Narjas_Zatat
Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:00
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Perpetually angry radio show host and conspiracy extraordinaire Alex Jones has a new theory about Beyoncé.

Because it’s about time those started coming in.

Jones delivered a 17-minute rant video on his Facebook page claiming that the CIA funded Beyoncé's sixth studio album Lemonade.

UM.

The thing with Jones’ videos is that it starts off making a weird sort of sense, before dissolving into complete incoherence.

He begins by citing a 2013 amendment to US law nullifying the Smith-Mundt Act of 1948 which had forbade the use of psychology and information to influence public opinion.

Well that makes sense (we guess?).

And then his argument unravels:

I know for a fact Beyoncé and Viacom and her record label are all hooked into this…and then she says with this rage – great actress – ‘Police…grr…you’re the enemy of my people. And baseball bats and everything. So young people go out and act like maniacs – it’s happening – and try to start a race war in this country.

Race. War.

The government at the top is funding a rebellion at the bottom to cause a civil war and they admit that’s part of the plan.

Who needs evidence and citations?

Blowing stuff up, beating everything up, smashing vehicles and it’s all about men.

First it’s hate the cops in her last video, now it’s her ultimate feminist video being hailed she just hates men and runs around with a crazed look on her face attacking everything.

This is admitted, high level – everything they put out on the Super Bowl, or out on Viacom is funded by CIA propaganda.

[Beyoncé's video] is just to get people to act like total morons so that they can then be basically arrested, set up, put in jail.

Jones takes offence to the “look” on her face:

This is how she ran around – like deal with the cops, they’re the enemy, and that’ll fix everything and then she’s funded by the very government, the very platform, the very establishment system that puts her out there.

This is the point his coherency completely dries up:

...And so people that are like, 'Yeah, Beyoncé. Smash the police. Smash the men.' This is to get us all at each other’s throats, when we’re all Americans getting screwed over by the NSA, and the foreign banks and derivatives. We’re all getting our kids attacked and aborted, and shot up with vaccines and GMOs. We’re all in this together.

So there you have it: Beyoncé is funded by the American Secret Service to start a race war.

Also foreign money and abortions and soviet re-education camps.

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