"Bloody Marys Period Panties are the most fun way to have your period. They’re comfy and super cute and feature two things no one else has: attachable heat packs to keep your hands free and your body happy when you have cramps, and Blood Dumpsters," reads the description for a new range of menstruation underwear by Cute Fruit Undies.
The pants not only make your period a little more comfortable, but also allow wearers the chance to bleed all over the faces of 'blood dumpsters' who are going out of their way to set women's rights back a decade or two...
Like Donald Trump, who has, on a number of occasion done his best to undermine women.
Or Sarah Palin, who wants to cut public spending when it comes to abortion and who is pro-life even in the cases of rape.
Or John Kasich who supports cutting all national funding of Planned Parenthood.
While one pair costs £21.79 a percentage of profits go to Planned Parenthood.