The internet’s wittiest dad is celebrating Halloween with his four adorable daughters.
You’ll remember comic writer and Twitter star James Breakwell, whose hilarious commentary on parenting invites thousands of retweets.
Well, he's at it again, with the one time of the year clown masks are an acceptable accessory choice:
When they have an answer for everything
When a four-year-old's candy logic is better than yours
And your children's diets actually explain everything
Those existential questions...
And when you realise your children are slightly psychotic
Arts and crafts with the little 'uns
Revelling in your children's fear is the best