When your item hasn't been delivered, any old Facebook user can rattle off a clear and concise message of complaint.
Jay Whalley from Preston went one better when his blazer wasn't delivered.
The complaint, crafted in line to the lyrics of Eminem's Stan, has been shared hundreds of times on Facebook, as has the response that Jay received and subsequently posted.
We have no idea what this is from. 2/10 response, if we're honest.
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