No day involving laxatives is ever good, but this one was documented to perfection.
Cringe, grimace, and tentatively check your drink labels; this is a roller coaster of a ride.
Great story telling has many core components. Engage, captivate, entertain, amuse, inform.
Whatever the secret ingredient is, Nicole McCourt has it.
In a tale of the modern hero, struggling to cope with mistaken purchases, this was one of the best.
Nicole had a terrible experience, and shared it with her friend, and then uploaded the whole thing to Facebook.
Spoiler alert: This is a story about someone using the toilet in excess, and getting NSFW sweary about it.
Because you would do if this happened to you.
"And I have no child" is probably one of the best lines in post-1914 literature.
indy100 has contacted this Homer-like trooper for comment.