In these troubled times, there are usually a few people you can turn to on Twitter for some hard-hitting truths.
Grime artist Jme is one such man - if you're not following him on social media you should - and the following rant is just one reason why.
Clearly in a reflective mood, he began by sharing an anecdote about the time his mother gave him some cutlery as a housewarming present.
Exactly a year later and after his wedding, JME decided to get some new cutlery.
But something has happened.
Huge if true.
Jme was mad.
He got madder when people started sending him pictures of modern spoons.
Now he wants someone with power to deal with this crisis.
Before it's too late