Taking time out from supping pints of ale, moaning about bureaucrats and woefully misquoting senior intelligence officials, Nigel Farage boarded a Scottish fishing vessel in the Thames for the most surreal day in British political history on Wednesday.
We've already heard from Michael Gove that the people of Britain have "had enough of experts" and if Farage is a bellwether for the rest of the populace (which he's obviously not), then Gove may well be on to something...
After watching some pro-Brexit barges fire water pistols at Bob Geldof, the Ukip leader told Telegraph journalist Michael Deacon:
We assume that was tongue-in-cheek. Right..?