The best worst tweets about the royal baby (sorry in advance)

Most 'sent through gritted teeth' tweet

Most disappointing Twitter no-show

Simon McCoy. Here's why.

Best Simon McCoy BBC replacement tweet

Probably the worst tweet ever, across any subject

The John Lewis special achievement award for taking part

The 'let's think about this logic for a second' award

Runner-up in the above category

Most earnest tweet

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