This is what happens when you ask Google 'how to eat sushi'

TL;DR: Something slightly NSFW.

This story is interactive. To play along, follow these steps:

Step one: Go to (or wherever you are)

Step two: Type 'how to eat sushi'

Step three: Press return

Step four: Be somewhat shocked at what is returned.

Step four: Realise that it's just because of this Vice article

Step five: Realise there were two step fours

Step six: Decide to roll with it

Step seven: Order some sushi, because you now know how to eat it

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