Apple is unveiling the iPhone 6, we, um, think.
The live video stream of the event in Cupertino, California, is only available via Safari, a browser designed by Apple.
But unfortunately the above image (taken on an iPad) is all millions of people can see when they visit apple.com/live.
i100 managed to get the live stream to work for a bit, but then we couldn't hear what Apple boss Tim Cook was saying because an unwarranted Mandarin translation was drowning him out.
More as we get it (maybe).