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Matthew Champion
Dec 04, 2014
A survey of 2,000 people by home improvement firm (remember this bit, it is important) Synseal has reported back on the top 50 signs that a couple has 'made it'.
Included among the 50 are lots of status symbol products like wine cellars and driveways longer than 200 yards that could feasibly be seen to improve your home. Get it?
The same survey also claimed that one fifth of people felt pressure to 'make it' in life, while 41 was held up as the age you need to have 'made it' by in order to enjoy the trappings of having 'made it'.
For completion's sake, the 50 signs a couple have 'made it' are at the bottom of this article.
But here's an alternative list:
- You don't need to be in a relationship to have made it.
- Nor own a house.
- Nor be trying to improve it.
- But do be happy.
- Um.
- That's it.
More: [The global happiness map]1
More: [Do you live in the happiest place in Britain?]2
The 50 signs a couple have (apparently) 'made it':
- Holiday home
- Children go to public school
- Having a cleaner
- Having a nanny
- Frequent shopping trips to other cities
- Annual ski trips
- Pony riding lessons for the kids
- Have flown first class
- A driveway longer than 200 yards
- Wine cellar
- A summer house
- At-home gym
- Car for mainly weekend use
- Owning a sit on mower
- Personal number plate
- A hot tub
- Golf membership
- Enjoys sailing weekends
- A small orchard in the garden
- Home cinema system
- Has an orangery
- Shops at Waitrose
- Having electric garage doors
- A wet room
- Designer luggage
- Attending horse racing/Ascot every year
- A glazed conservatory
- Own an aga
- A TV larger than 55 inches
- Eat lobster
- His and her sinks
- Log burner
- A TV in every room
- Member of a tennis club
- Fridge with ice dispenser
- 400 thread count sheets
- Have a pedigree dog
- A wine cooler
- Takes the dog to doggy day care
- Takes the dog for treatments
- A Facebook page littered with foreign holiday pictures
- A golf handicap of under 15
- A lazy Susan
- Owns a picnic hamper
- Matching bathrobes
- Own many gilets
- Own cricket whites
- First name terms with the local vicar
- First name terms with the pub landlord
- Have 2,000 Twitter followers
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