It turns out that fighting a holy war can be a real grooming nightmare.
To his 5,000 Twitter followers, Abu Fulan al-Muhajir describes himself as: “A stranger currently fighting in Syria.”
The majority of his tweets relay information about military operations in the Aleppo region but al-Muhajir also seems to enjoy engaging with his loyal following from around the world.
However, when he took to the social media platform for a spot of tonsorial hand-wringing, it didn't seem to go down so well with the rest of the mujahideen:
The above dialogue was enough for the Sun (£) to label Abu Fulan as 'Britain's vainest jihadi'.
But as he claims not to be from Britain and instead states his homeland as Europe, we'll just settle for Europe's vainest jihadi instead.