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Step one: Go to google.co.uk (or wherever you are)
Step two: Type 'how to eat sushi'
Step three: Press return
Step four: Be somewhat shocked at what is returned.
Step four: Realise that it's just because of this Vice article
Step five: Realise there were two step fours
Step six: Decide to roll with it
Step seven: Order some sushi, because you now know how to eat it
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