The Ed Sheeran and Wayne Rooney duet no one wanted is here

Ed Sheeran, who is a popular singer, and Wayne Rooney, who is a well-known footballer, have only gone and sung a song together.

Sheeran, the singer, comes out of it quite well even given the poor sound quality, whereas Rooney, the footballer, um, doesn't.

Well, actually...

This video was filmed by Andy Pratt in Manchester's Sir Ralph Abercrombie pub after Sheeran performed a gig in the city last week.