Nine agony aunt letters which will make you happy you're single

On Saturday the Sun kick-started our weekend with a Dear Deirdre column that was even more batsh-t than her usual fayre.

We've all been there. Right?

Here are a selection of the most mind boggling tales of dysfunctional relationships from Deidre's inbox recently that will make you thank your lucky stars you're not in a relationship with any of these people:

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