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Greg Evans
Aug 10, 2021
It’s A-level results day in the UK and that means two things are guaranteed: millions of students across the nation will learn what the next few years hold in store for them and Jeremy Clarkson will tweet the same old message again.
Yes, for years now, the former Top Gear presenter has been tweeting more or less the same joke about how he failed at his own exams but ultimately ended up rich and famous and that no one should worry if they don’t get the results they wanted.
This year the 61-year-old wrote: “If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.”
If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve en… https://t.co/nM7ntPA09t— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1628578630
He’s been posting the same gag/advice now every results day since 2014 and let’s just say the routine is starting to get a bit tiresome.
If your A level results aren't joyous take comfort from the fact I got a C and two Us. And I have a Mercedes Benz.— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1408014889
If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1439447585
If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1471502263
If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1502958981
Don’t worry if your A level grades aren’t any good. I got a C and 2 Us. And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1534402521
A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer. https://t.co/tJNmJNv14X— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1565858427
A level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds— Jeremy Clarkson (@Jeremy Clarkson) 1597307348
Predictably people have grown quite bored of this outdated bit from Clarkson, who you would have hoped could have come up with something new – after all, he does have a C and 2Us.
Not even 9am and he has started https://t.co/AUXZ63hQRO— Jason Okundaye (@Jason Okundaye) 1628580528
Oh god. It’s that day again. https://t.co/5e8MwpSc0O— Scott Patterson (@Scott Patterson) 1628580857
jeremy clarkson defrosting in time for his annual “I failed my a-levels but its okay because I'm rich now” results… https://t.co/aFMdsmYkDM— louise is dying for the knife (@louise is dying for the knife) 1628472692
When I see Jeremy Clarkson’s ‘it’s okay if you failed your A-Levels, I did and now I’m rich’ tweets re-emerge… https://t.co/nBLK3oKt8m— Charlie, AKA C Dog, AKA C Dizzle (@Charlie, AKA C Dog, AKA C Dizzle) 1628511278
Apparently it’s A Level results day tomorrow so that means we’ll have Jeremy Clarkson telling us about his grades a… https://t.co/yHEmp25lb0— JustRandomThoughts (@JustRandomThoughts) 1628521226
Jeremy Clarkson getting ready to tweet how he received a C and 2 Us. #alevels2021 https://t.co/T0akUCgIpA— Phil (@Phil) 1628566465
Happy A Level results day @JeremyClarkson https://t.co/lIg0lv8WM7— Mr. Singh (@Mr. Singh) 1628579134
Shame there isn’t an A-level for commitment to bad jokes as were sure Clarkson would have gotten an A*.
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