This Christian author says female masturbation 'opens a portal to Hell'

Narjas Zatat@Narjas_Zatat
Wednesday 13 April 2016 15:00
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Mack Major is a Christian. He is also an author whose latest book claims that female masturbation is one of the quickest roads to hell.

Because of course it is.

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Major, who also created the blog Eden Decoded writes on a variety of subjects and with articles titled ‘Santa’s a Demon!’ and ‘Tattoos and Piercings Open Demonic Portals’ and the thought-provoking piece, ‘Satan is Transsexual too' he seems to be an authority on the many, many ways we will all go to Hell.

Earlier this week he posted an excerpt of his latest book on sexual demons:

One particular passage is particularly eye-catching: Masturbation is apparently the devil...

Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.

So it’s a little bit like that scene in Harry Potter, where he touches the port key at the end of book four and it transports him to Big Bad Voldemort?

But with sex toys?

As long as you have those sex toys at home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.

What about, you know, doctors who prove that masturbation is actually good for a woman’s emotional and physical wellbeing?

There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave.

So there you have it: drop the sex toy and repent.

Lest the sex demon curse you to Hell.

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