Quiz: Can you tell the difference between English and German jokes?

English comedian Clive Greenaway has broken the Guinness World Record for telling the most jokes in a minute.

His effort of 26 gags broke the previous record of 21 held by German comedian Markus Wiese. Speaking of his feat, Greenaway explained: "When I heard a German held the world record for telling the most jokes in one minute I couldn't believe it and knew it had to be broken."

While our European cousins are often mocked for an apparent lack of humour, can you identify which of the following jokes are German and which are English?

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