Bartenders reveal what the drink you order really says about you

Narjas Zatat@Narjas_Zatat
Tuesday 04 October 2016 09:15
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The wisdom of a bartender knows no bounds; armed with a shaker, a near endless supply of alcohol and juice, this man or woman can see into your soul.

One drink order at a time.

To that effect, bartenders have been sharing their knowledge about what your drink order says about you on Reddit:

1. White rum, no ice. Pour as tall a glass as you can. Cup of water on the side

Probably an alcoholic.


2. Big group of girls or guys and they order a round of Cokes or Lemonades

You like to smuggle alcohol into bars.


3. Cheap beer

Broke university student.


4. Dealer's choice

Have major FOMO.


5. Long Island iced tea.

Planning to get smashed.


6. Wild Turkey (bourbon) on the rocks.

You had a rough day.


You just turned 21.


8. Red Bull and Hennessy (cognac)

You probably won’t tip.


9. Craft beer

You're a hipster (if the beard didn't already give you away).


10. Martini ‘shaken not stirred’

You give into peer pressure easily and make poor life choices.


11. JD and Coke

You’re in a band.


12. Mead

You play way too much RPG.


Order wisely.

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