This morning TV host tried to build a sand castle, but ended up with something far more NSFW

Sometimes things happen. Things so ridiculous there’s no way you can make them up.

This is one of those times.

Last week KMTV’s Morning Blend hosted by Mike DiGiacomo featured a sand sculpture expert, who had come in to teach the team how to build a sandcastle.

First build the crenellations

Also known as those bits at the top of a castle you can shoot arrows through

The sand sculpting expert then presented the hosts with a novelty:

I’ve also got a little toy I’d like you to try and play with, if you like...

This is called a 'willysphere'.

No, really.

It makes perfect circles

While the expert continues to talk away, DiGiacomo - the eager beaver - can't help but play with the willysphere...

And he stands back, surveying his creation...

. . .

Abort mission. Abort mission. ABORT MISSION.

What did I just make there? What? Hold on…oh my gosh…

The full video is below:

Get yourself together, children are watching Peppa Pig at this time.

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