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Most people who are on Twitter are only in it for one thing and one thing only, to go viral with a hilarious joke or perfect meme.
If you can play your cards right then that is more than achievable but there can be a ceiling to how viral something goes.
More than 100 retweets is good. 1000 is fantastic. 5000 is spectacular but 100,000 just seems a step too far. Surely nothing can be that funny?
Well, for the lucky few (who've probably had to mute their notifications by now) 100,000 retweets and more is possible and happens more often than you think.
So, without further hesitation, here are xx of the funniest tweets from 2019 that surpassed the hallowed 100,000 mark.
Get ready to laugh and for a lot of Tik Tok videos and a lot of cats too.
Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”
Me: https://t.co/kR5yvvMqU7 — 𝐦𝐜𝐦𝐱𝐜𝐯_𝐢 🌙✨ (@𝐦𝐜𝐦𝐱𝐜𝐯_𝐢 🌙✨)
When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up https://t.co/6eqjK4yp4F — ♓︎ (@♓︎)
my conversations w literally anyone:
🔵… https://t.co/dHTtIgV5cO — kylie 💌 (@kylie 💌)
socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do — nard (@nard)
high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!!
actual college students: https://t.co/pEwWiJh1nL — raLene🧚🏼 (@raLene🧚🏼)
tired of these mfs https://t.co/NX6G3I2TMi — Roach (@Roach)
Nobody at all:
My mother looking for something to complain about: https://t.co/tUdcYFyoJu — Τοβγ βολ (@Τοβγ βολ)
Met Gala: the theme is camp
Me: https://t.co/lD0h9smVkn — cillian (@cillian)
This is sending me https://t.co/Nzs9NjRcxF — (adult baritone) (@(adult baritone))
My cat loves licking me, but can’t stand when I do it back https://t.co/KYNEWzrnF8 — COLTON CARLYLE (@COLTON CARLYLE)
i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth https://t.co/LOw16CqPeJ — chris (@chris)
(i can’t believe i actually downloaded this app) but guys i found the holy grail of tiktoks and i’m crying https://t.co/WFlBPQlB5w — sage ☀️ (@sage ☀️)
Saw a thicc ass starfish at the aquarium today 😌 https://t.co/NwF0xYabHQ — あかり(AKARI) (@あかり(AKARI))
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am abs… https://t.co/IvNzLo5kSP — royse (@royse)
Someones gotta pay the rent https://t.co/fOGQ9dYQou — 🤍 (@🤍)
let her perform her spells in peace https://t.co/DFA1GxTvZu — alex (@alex)
When you see a tweet that’s just a little funny https://t.co/3mFrw9Kgkq — Blue Suede (@Blue Suede)
Jesus it’s enormous https://t.co/gLhdHtWZLf — Nic Sampson (@Nic Sampson)
who tf came into the store and did this https://t.co/iLqLpEjNvb — dij saint laurent (@dij saint laurent)
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being “pants” for Halloween... https://t.co/ONR7K4AxnY — Jeffrey Bien (@Jeffrey Bien)
My money as soon as I earn it https://t.co/WDoKTrploP — Dak (Retired) (@Dak (Retired))
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. https://t.co/sGj86933LA — Macaulay Culkin (@Macaulay Culkin)
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