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Tom Hardy's slightly NSFW MySpace page is amazing

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Before he was a Hollywood heartthrob, it turns out Tom Hardy had some serious MySpace swag.

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The star of Mad Max: Fury Road and The Dark Knight Rises littered his profile with half-naked pictures, junk food selfies, and what must be some of the earliest recorded instances of duckface.

Hardy's "about me" section reads like a teenage stream-of-consciousness manifesto, including such gems as:

My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. Left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor.

and

I am a goldfish walking through a desert.

Two parts adorkable, one part douchebaggery, behold the comedy gold that is Tom Hardy messing around on the internet in 2008:

Duckface and a hand in his boxers. How does he still pull this off? Why was this ever public?

Lots of undies shots. Lots.

And just general goofing around.

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Sadly the profile's been removed now, but MySpace Tom Hardy will live on in our hearts forever.

Never forget.


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