Not a list for sufferers of pogonophobia. The Beard Liberation Front, the network of beard wearers, has announced its Longlist for Beard of the Year 2014:
Moeen Ali, cricketer
James O’Brien, broadcaster
Philip Ardagh, poet
Logan Plant, brewer
Conchita Wurst, singer
Dr Matt Taylor, Rosetta comet scientist
Billy Bragg, musician
Russell Brand, activist
Leonard Cohen, musician
Stephen Crabb, Government Minister
Nick Frost, actor
Dave Gilmour, musician
Lenny Henry, actor
Nick Hyam, broadcaster
Fr Alan Williams, Bishop of Brentwood
Philip Wilton, cheesemaker
Robert Plant, musician
Robert Wyatt, musician
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