Not a list for sufferers of pogonophobia. The Beard Liberation Front, the network of beard wearers, has announced its Longlist for Beard of the Year 2014:
Moeen Ali, cricketer

James O’Brien, broadcaster
Philip Ardagh, poet

Logan Plant, brewer
Conchita Wurst, singer

Dr Matt Taylor, Rosetta comet scientist

Billy Bragg, musician

Russell Brand, activist

Leonard Cohen, musician
Stephen Crabb, Government Minister

Nick Frost, actor

Dave Gilmour, musician
Lenny Henry, actor

Nick Hyam, broadcaster
Fr Alan Williams, Bishop of Brentwood
Philip Wilton, cheesemaker
Robert Plant, musician

Robert Wyatt, musician
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