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Despite assuring Theresa May he wouldn't "rock the boat" by stealing her Brexit thunder, HarperCollins has announced that David Cameron's memoirs are due to be published in Autumn.
As the unwitting architect of our current misery, the former prime minister has a lot to answer for and we're sure people will be giving his memoirs of this whole Brexit mess quite a lot of time.
However, as of yet, his new tome is without a title.
With so many good memories of Dave's time in office to draw on - before he went into hiding in a garden shed - Twitter was not short on suggestions.
Apparently David Cameron can’t think of a title for his memoirs. I’m sure Twitter could give him a few suggestions.… https://t.co/IMIlu5o2XF — Rachael Swindon (@Rachael Swindon)
@Rachael_Swindon I Came, I Failed, I Scarpered.
#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — S W - we're only as safe as the one with the least (@S W - we're only as safe as the one with the least)
#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — WaterstonesTCR (@WaterstonesTCR)
A Rasher Decision
#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs https://t.co/7fhBDOk1Ce — Paul Schofield (@Paul Schofield)
'Last of the Summer Swine' #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — Matthew Luker (@Matthew Luker)
From Pigs To People - I Screwed The Lot
#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — Rachael Swindon (@Rachael Swindon)
@Rachael_Swindon 'Going The Whole Hog' #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — Herbert Mark Hughes (@Herbert Mark Hughes)
Brexit, Mugs and sausage rolls.
#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲)
'Pig Wank To Food Bank: the Eton Guide To Murdering the Poor, and the Nation'
#NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — JMO Trout (Trout didn't want out) (@JMO Trout (Trout didn't want out))
Finding Truffles and Losing Brussels #NameDavidCameronsMemoirs — Biggieboy (@Biggieboy)
@Rachael_Swindon It’s been done already https://t.co/Gw3KA4F2dk — Are we bored with the lies & deaths yet? (@Are we bored with the lies & deaths yet?)
While the precise date of the book's release is currently unknown, Dave's memoirs, the Brexit deadline and Halloween seem a fitting trifecta.