The internet and, more specifically, social media can be an awful place.
But every now and again, something comes along to distract us from the cesspool of filth that is 2020 and unite us against one common foe – the Trump clan.
Twitter account The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) took to the social media platform on Sunday evening to post a 2012 photo of Donald Jr, Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared Kushner.
The account posed one simple question: “Name this band.”
And the imaginations of Twitter users ran wild.
So without further ado, let us present to you some of the best and funniest band names of Trump’s children and son-in-law.
(Just a warning, a lot of them are playing off the nepotism of keeping the Trump administration in the family.)
1. Woman. Person. Man.
Playing off Trump’s recent attempt at flexing his mental prowess, this one was too funny.
3. Flock of Semen
Playing off the pop band, A Flock of Seagulls – of course.
4. Heir Supply
5. Lack of Joy Division
6. Earth, Wind and Goya
This one is a play on the fact Donald and Ivanka continually promote the brand, Goya. (Obviously with the band Earth, Wind and Fire.)
7. The Killers
8. Limp Bizkids
Limp Bizkit, mixed with the fact they’re all in business with Trump’s presidency.
9. The Offspring
Fairly self-explanatory, this one...
A play on the band name Megadeath, with Trump’s go-to 2016 election campaign slogan – Make America Great Again – which he appears to be reusing for 2020.
13. The Right Wing Chilli Peppers
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
14. Back Stabbath