Nine things which are definitely not omens about the UK's future

Dina Rickman@dinarickman
Wednesday 17 September 2014 12:50

Forget the clouds. Someone has now found a chicken in the exact shape of a UK without Scotland.

With that in mind, here are eight other things that are almost definitely not omens about the future of Britain.

1. This piece of bread

2. This group of people who all look like Alex Salmond

3. This coffee spill that looks a bit like England without Scotland

4. These biscuit crumbs

5. This picture of Keith Lemon

6. This gif we made of Alex Salmond's face appearing on a map of England

7. This Yoghurt

8. This cloud

9. Scotland's national flower the thistle growing in this shape at an Essex garden centre