The Queen cancelled Prince Andrew's 60th birthday party and the jokes wrote themselves | indy100 | indy100

Prince Andrew has had his 60th birthday cancelled by the Queen days after effectively being sacked by his own mother.

It’s astonishing that a man who basically had to do nothing if he wanted to enjoy a lifetime of decadence and privilege has managed to mess up so royally (pun very much intended) that he’s now a pariah.

The sweat immune, Pizza Express loving prince has angered the Queen by arranging the Emily Maitlis interview in which he attempted to clear his name of associating with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein that he managed to come across so badly that he may as well have been a thief from a children's book leaving a house with a bag slung over his shoulder emblazoned with the word, “Swag”.

Schadenfreude is a powerful drug and the jokes flowed thick and fast at the expense of the clown prince.

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Why is his mum still organising his birthday parties? Dude is nearly 60. Oh, and dodgy as fuck. https://t.co/PMPvWSjRZE
— Amanda Abbington (@Amanda Abbington) 1574618719

It’s normal to correct 11 year olds for what they do with their ding-a-ling. “No birthday party for you, little fe… https://t.co/G42sZ0wJAB
— Dinesh D'Souza (@Dinesh D'Souza) 1574620500

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Fair play to her though because she’s the only mother ever to follow through on cancelling a birthday party for bad… https://t.co/uSLBe6zsTM
— Sarah (@Sarah) 1574558547

"Hello, I'd like to book a room above a pub. No, I don't know which pub, my mother normally does this for me." https://t.co/1PrCwDjXKH
— David Quantick (@David Quantick) 1574600337

He's also grounded for a month, and if he thinks he's ever going to get the keys to the Range Rover again, he has a… https://t.co/23UdTl7cGh
— Karen Tumulty (@Karen Tumulty) 1574619766

"Hello, I'd like to book a room above a pub. No, I don't know which pub, my mother normally does this for me." https://t.co/1PrCwDjXKH
— David Quantick (@David Quantick) 1574600337

HT The Poke

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