There we were thinking we'd totally nailed the perfect two-egg omelette, but no.
Oh no, here comes the internet to show up our shortcomings.
It's time to throw away half your kitchen and invest in a truckload of sandwich bags, because frying omelettes in a pan is for losers, they're much better boiled in a bag (like that weird rice)... that's according to this video.
Serve omelettes like this at your next dinner party and your friends and family will never want to come round ever again. Phew!